at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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