y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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