I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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