Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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