Cold hands, warm shart.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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