what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
