You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
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um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
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