I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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