just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Randomize
