I don't think brook has ever known best
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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