Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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