He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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