I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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