Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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