You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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