that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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