I look better un-naked...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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