Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
tell me about the fingering
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