Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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