we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
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I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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