I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
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I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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