Is it normal to miss your booty call?
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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