im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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