it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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