I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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