I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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