But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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