Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Randomize
