I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
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Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
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you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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