worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
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How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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