just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
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Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
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I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Panties = found
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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