She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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