Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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