i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
my being single is dangerous.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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