lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
and she was petting her beer can
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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