Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
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