Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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