She said her name was "party"
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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