Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
