my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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