i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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