are you so shy because you have an std?
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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