At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
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