I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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