so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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