do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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