They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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