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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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