you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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