You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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