So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
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We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
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