I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
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The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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