you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
P.S. I can't hear my feet
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
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small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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