I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
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So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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