Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Randomize
