You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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