Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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