Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
