There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
foreskin is a definite game changer
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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